broquius:

happyds:

….Okay, admittedly I will be kinda sad when this Dirksprite doesn’t happen

tacitpact:

I ship these two slightly less ironically than I’d like to admit.

They were made for each other. Except that I think Dirk would be slightly disappointed at how firm Eq’s butt is. His plush rump needs would just not be met. So every once and a while he’ll just come up and pat it, sighing sadly. 

i fully support this

tubbsen:

I feel like doodling some Alpha kids! I wonder if there are any suggestions with them in my ask bo—

peachyteawithpineapples asked you:

How about some broxequius?

…………excellent

broquius:

Source

dem asses

a-stands-for:

If Equius had engaged in slam poetry with Dirk instead of Dave:

CT: D —> Great musclebeasts tussle, bu%om in heft
CT: D —> With thunderous muscle, buttock to spec
TT: Go on…
CT: D —> Connect blows to discover, how invincible pecs are
CT: D —> Venture low to uncover, his…

THIS

ask100dequius:

D —> just a bit of hoofbeast play

ask100dequius:

D —> Of the humans I conversed with in our session

D —> the one called Dave was obviously the STRONGEST and “most quality” that the human bloodline has to offer

D —> But I have recently observed another human with a STRONG resmeblance

TT: Fuck, Bro. Your circuits are six kinds of crossed. You need to refine the dexterity in those deadly digits if you have any aspirations to create a bot that can put up a decent fucking fight.

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D —> His language is an inciting blend of eloquence and aggression

D —> And his apparent propensity for command and challenging the abilities of lower b100ds is

D —> e%ceptionally

D —> promising

D —> However these assumptions are based on very little e%hibit and will require further observation

ask100dequius:

D —> I judge by your rea%ions that this mechanism meets your approval

D —> sh001d I perhaps turn the setting up to hi—

Don’t you fucking DARE.

Y, this.

mulattafury:

I keep seeing all this art of Bro and Equius doing fun pony stuff. I wanted to get on that train, but unfortunately I don’t know much of anything about MLP:FiM. So, I did it in the only way I know how.

Anyway, judging by the reblog trends of some of my newer followers, y’all love seeing man-pretty Equius bein’ tied up almost as much as I do. I drew him smaller than usual here. Wish I hadn’t.

dickbipch:

raakelh:

Dedicated to Anniina, who doesn’t understand how fortunate a young man can be to encounter such an exemplary specimen of an intriguing alien species. And he even has all the most sophisticated hobbies.

Listening to this Dirk/Equius soundtrack really worked for me, it seems. I ship Equius with just about everyone but these two…even their colors go together so well….

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